It's A Baby, It's An Infant, It's A Dog!
Two young ladies are carrying a bundle of blanket going in and out of the show room. It certainly looks like a bundle of joy except that the "joy" has a black tail wagging outside the blanket!
"What is it?" Betty asked. The young ladies said, "Dogs are not allowed in the showroom, so we put our dog in the blanket. They'll think we are carrying a baby."
Now their secret is revealed; it's not a baby, it's not an infant, it's a Shih Tzu!