I am Evans

I am Evans, I am one of the tort brothers, I am the one on the right.

Mom said we'd go to a show, I am a little shy, not sure I want to be in a show.

Judge Allen really likes me at a place called Monterey, he picked me as the best boy, called BOSB, whatever that is.

Mom said that I was a good boy, got a leg.   I already have 4 legs, why would I want another leg?  Wouldn't it hard to hop with 5 legs?